Despite the hot weather, and the sized-down portion of food, and the cockroaches, And the lizards, AND the bad road system AND AND the dirtiness. etc etc ETC ETC....
Lol kidding. I love Malaysia. I have such great friends here. Malaysians are much more friendly and don't look at me like I'm a weirdo. Heh. I'm so not weird! *sniff*
Haih, I have pictures to upload buutt I forgot to bring back any of my cables. Haaihh..
Hear ye hear ye, Angel and Ashley are going to have a paintball competition. Come place your bets. I betting on Angel. Lol. *Win Angel WIN!*
Went to IMU just now with Marcus. Marcus tried to fool me that his uni is big by taking me round and round. Hah, how stupid do you think I am.! I had a good time though. =]
Seriously Marcus, I know you're smart and all but LISTEN TO THE LECTURER! xD
we, Ashley and Angel, have come to an agreement of having a paintballing competition only between us two and....
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oh, and I love Angel and I'm glad we met up cause I love Angel, like I said. hehe.
I punch ppl with glasses. No offense, I meant my siblings only.
And then my sis will go, I punch ppl with erm erm.. braces!
Dude, she ain't lying when she said that, in a way. She made me punch my own braces! How you may ask? She punch my hand and my own hand punch my braces! My mouth bled!
Daang, uploading pictures in the library is super fast so you're gonna get to see lots of pics.
What a way to start my holidays. First my slave, Alan Chen asked me to play some pools with him. He took me to a cheap, quiet and cool place to hang out.
May I say that he's a really good teacher. The only time I ever play pool was with my siblings in Langkawi and as usual, whenever I play with my siblings, I cheat. =3
I beat Alan in the first round! Woot~ We both looked at each other, shocked! Haha but he beat me in the nxt 5-6 rounds. Its ok, I'm looking forward to beating Yong Han. Hehe..
Alan playing the piano. Gah, so blurr. My mobile doesn't work well in the dark. And also I moved the camera because we got caught. Haha. We went into a restricted area.
After that, I went around somewhere which obviously I've forgotten again with my Dad's friends, Dexter Teh's family. Sigh, why din you come, Dexter?
First up, Dad n' Ash.
Dad.
Ash.
Dad and Ash.
Spot my father.
He's like a kid. xD "Emily Emily grab a pic of me here."
Grrr...!
Me and Shireen! (Hope I spelled her name correctly).
Matt, your friend, Derek is H-I-L-L-A-R-I-O-U-S..!
Woot! Done with my exams! May I say that Chinese exam was the most fun I've ever had in any of my exams life. Oral time, hah, I'm trying not to think how badly I went. I kinda prepared what I was going to answer them if they ask me questions and phew they did ask me some questions I was prepared for.
Laoshi (teacher) : Zhoumo ni zai zuo shenme? (What did you do in the weekend?)
Wo (me!) : Zhoumo wo gen wo fumu he mei mei qu Boxhill chi fan. (I went to Boxhill to eat with my parents and sis)
Laoshi : Zhenme qu Boxhill? (How did you get to Boxhill?)
Wo : *blank*
Boy, I wasn't prepare for that! And being someone with a bad sense of direction, all I could say was "Duibuqi, wo bu zhidao." (Sorry, I don't know) Baaad answer, seeing that I've been there. I should have made up some crap like take the no. 4 train! Even taking the plane sounds better.
Back to Derek, I was waiting outside for him during his oral and I could hear him and the teachers laughing inside. He's one hell of a joker.
Derek : "Liang wei laoshi hao ma?" (How are you two teachers today?) *in a funny way and tone*
Laoshi: *laughs* Eh, you trying to suck up to us?
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Laoshi : Ni de jia li zher yuan bu yuan? (Is your apartment far?)
Derek : *rmbs a passage from the txtbook* Hen yuan. (Very far)
Laoshi : You duo chang yuan ne? (How far?)
Derek : *rmbs a diff passage* Ba bai mi ne. (800m)
Laoshi : Eh, bu yuan la. (Eh, where got far)
Derek : *shit* *pretended to laugh along*
Gotcha. Teacher caught him using a passage from the txt. Actually everyone's answers are all from the text book. Haha.
Derek plans to read Naruto comic before exam tmr and write about Naruto. Hahaha.!
I love funny ppl. =]
I'm going to miss you chinese class peeps. *cries*
stay out of MY way when I get back. cause I'm going to be cranky like shit. and I'm not even kidding. UNLESS you're like someone I actually like, which if you're thinking right now, OH, THAT'S ME. no, it's most likely not.
Oh man, I still can't get over one of the lemur's name - Verreaux'ssifaka.
HAHAHAHA..! Sifaka. HAHAHAHA...!! I'm going to bully Ashley with this word.
You know there's this German immigrant in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania who had the longest name ever. His first and middle name was in alphabetical order -
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus (They call him Hubert).
I can imagine this conversation taking place. Receptionist : What's your first name. Hubert : Adolph Receptionist : What's your middle name? Hubert : Eh, do you really want to know? Receptionist : Eh, no but I have to fill in this form and I need your middle name. Hubert : Alright, here goes. *inhaled* Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus. Why aren't you writing it down?! Receptionist : *closes his hanging open mouth* Erm, sorry. Could you repeat that again please. Hubert : *sighs and says out his name slowly* Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald, Hubert, Irvim, no no not Irvin, I-r-v-i-m, yes yes, John Kenneth Loyd Ma.. Receptionist : Hang on, how do you spell Loyd? Hubert : L-y-o-d Receptionist : Thank you and I think we ran out of space. The space only provided enough up till David and I tried squeezing in till Lyod and that's the far I could go. Sorry. Hubert : That's alright, I get that all the time.
Man, I feel horrible now for making that up. I'm sorry Hubert, I was just joking around. No hard feelings yeah?
There's a hill near Porangahau in New Zealand that is known as ‘Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu’. It translates to ‘The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed, and swallowed mountains, known as the land-eater, played his flute for his loved one.’
Scientists are so lucky. They can give their new discoveries whatever names they want. For example :
The beetle : Brachytainterrogationisnigrohumeralisscutellohumeraconjuncta
Fly Genus : Pieza (pizza) includes 3 species : kake (cake), pi (pie) and rhea (I have no idea what that sounds like but if you do know, please share it with me, I'm curious. =])
I had quite an experience in my bio lab. First I had to cut mice up, then I have to examine cockroaches?! Euww, that 'thing' I hate the most.
I took the biggest cockroach thinking it would be easier to handle. I totally forgot to adjust my microscope when I put my cockroach on the slide (I don't even know why I need to look at that huge 'thing' under the microscope but seeing everyone did it, peer pressure). I saw everyone jumped when they look into their eyepiece and it was funny but when I look into my own eyepiece, gossshh, it freaked me out to the max! Seeing a cockroach is horrible enough, seeing it in detail, the HORROR! And mine was the biggest, so imagine what I've seen. Euww, the slimee..!
I got a headache after that. I know the body parts of cockroaches now. *gags*
Cockroach : Kingdom : Animalia Phylum : Anthropoda Class : Insecta Human : Stupid stinking piece of s... erm dump.
Now now, don't be quick to judge that my bio lab is horrible. I've also learn about the cutest protist ever! Tardigrada (water bear).
Actually our experiment wasn't a water bear but it was similar to it. Everyone was playing around with them with the pencil lead (because they're so tiny) and pushing them about (ok, maybe it was more like bullying) and didn't want to put them back. Some (me) even wanted to kidnap one and make it a pet. =3
Speaking of pets, I want a lemur and a baby wombat too!
AND speaking of lemurs, oh you just have to watch the video even though you hate uploading videos. You'll either laugh your heart out or do your biggest "Nawww..!"
Ok, maybe not this one. This one is pretty freakey!
Just type in lemur in youtube and you'll get a lot of other hilarious videos. Here's a bunch of crazy looking lemurs.
Aye-aye (Well I know where it got its funny name from)
Black lemur
Indri
Lepilemur
Mouse lemur
Red-fronted brown lemur
Red-ruffed lemur
Verreaux's sifaka (HAHAHA SIFAKA..!)
And my all time favourite..
Madagascar's King Julian, Maurice and Mort (and who can forget the penguins).
Lemurs aren't exactly monkey but wouldn't it be cool to have one so I can go to all your faces and say, ...
"I'm sorry you're not me." =]
Joke of the day : All creations were created to have a purpose in this world right. Mosquitoes weren't one of them. =]]
Guess where am I right now. My new home - the library.
Guess what am I doing there. Playing computer games duh. With a maths book and a pen.
=]3(/ PMS + stress = Psychological disorder.
According to my general knowlegde, in times like these, ........... Nah, I've got nothing.
Oh, and I've taken hot mocha (can't stand coffee) with a hope to burn me to keep me awake. The consequences, it does keep me awake, the whole day and night! (though its just mocha). And, my body won't stop shaking. My body can't tolerate caffeine. Why, WHY! And caffeine makes me crazy. But it's soo good..!
Jinyue you hen duo rendeshengri. (There's loads of birthdays going on this month).
*Sorry, just finish my chinese exam* *I AM SO HAPPY* Its just a mini test, big deal. But my body won't stop shaking since morning. I can hardly sleep last night. I had to take caffeine today to keep me awake.
A big birthday shout out to my bro, Fo and Michelle who are celebrating their birthday today. Good thing I moved to Aus eh. Imagine all the presents I have to buy. Those three, Lorna, Fang Yi, etc. =p Alright alright, I give you guys a piece of me when I come back.
Guess what was my topic for today chinese essay. "My life as a student in China." xD
And ITS MY LAST DAY OF UNI TODAY! Woots! I should celebrate!
Haha doesn't look at all appetizing yeah. At first, I've lost my appetite just looking at it but it actually taste really good. I don't mind having more. Its asparagus soup that my mom made for me since I having a hard time eating - braces. I've added in some cauli and fish to give me the nutrients I need.
Jang jang JANG..! The day I've been waiting for turns out to be 1) well for the orthodontist 2) hell for me.
After putting braces, I've turn into a total highschool geek. Not that I'm saying anyone who puts braces looks like a geek *cough* Lorna *cough* (JK!), it's just me in particular. Let me show you before and after.
Before(no braces) vs After (braces)
Totally geekified. You see it too right. I don't even have to show my teeth in the first one.
Here's another.
Now that I've showed my teeth in both pic, can you see the difference! They called me the Smiling Queen. Hehe.
Orthodontist : You have too many teeth fitted in your small mouth. And because your teeth are straight they are very tight together and that's why your teeth are pushed out and overjet.
Emily : O.o I believe her that my teeth are too tight together after she tried to force in the separators to create a gap but so much for that effort. My teeth won't create that gap they wanted because they can barely be moved. Oh good strong tight teeth. You've failed me.
And I have to remove 8 teeth! My mom and I tried negotiating (haha) to pull out maybe 6? But 8 teeth still have to come out. Tell you why nxt time.
Oh food glorious food! I can barely eat and talk. No need to mention the pain. Anyone I talked to looked weirdly at my mouth when I'm talking and they have this urge to follow my mouth movement, like it's as contagious as smiling. Get it? I don't know how they make out my words though, I can barely understand myself.
Maybe if I don't show my teeth that often, no one will notice.
The sisters - Emily and Ashley, and occasionally the brother - Caleb. There's only one thing we all have in common (besides our parents and genes), we love Buddy Chan.
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