Chanster.

This was our best pictures everrr..

See how cute we are.

First up, Ashley.

Apparently something happened to her face, I'm not going to say what, so we decided to make her a new face but she wasn't happy at all, as you can see.

Secondly, Caleb. (myself)

They gave me a helmet to cover up my ugly hair and a glasses to make me look cooler. Look at that bright face. SO HAPPY.

Lastly, deng deng deng.. Emily.

She went makeup crazy with the powder and turn into this monstrosity. If you ever see her, she'll give you her killer smile, and I do mean killer.

Caleb.

Jie, give me money also.
You too Er Jie. HAHA!!
Oh yea... YOU too, Readers!!
Transfer all ur saving k. =)

the poor-ER, Caleb

I NEED

money damnit Jie!
transfer it soon(;

the poor, ashC.

Pathetic'ness

I won't be blogging for a week because I did not pay for this month's net. (using my uni's net). Gah! I can't survive one week without internet!

And I won't be uploading much pics because my new laptop is too arrogant to receive pictures from my mobile. Please bear with my webcams pictures.

I'm starving because I only ate yogurt for lunch. Pathetic..

I couldn't print out any lecture notes / my timetable because once again, I can't use my net. Pathetic no. 2

Anyhow, my first day back to uni was alright. I love first week of uni. So relaxing.

Emz.

CUCU! Where'd you go?

claerly, we are two different people.

and we can see who among us two is the crazier one.

we can also see who can smile bigger.

and we can see who has sleepy eyes! LOL!

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I love this shot!

out! ashC.

ps. Job interview tomorrow! come on job! I need money!

Highly Disgusting. People with problems dealing with disgusting humour - go away.

a thing I should clarify about in my sister's post.

the "distrations" mentioned was me jolting from my sleep, crying because of muscle ache. also, it includes farting, snoring(Caleb and me), farting alittle more and yeah(:

let me tell you a story(;

well, in one of the hotels in NZ, we were watching Ice Age 2. yes, it was very interesting and yes, I've watched it before. so anyways, while watching it, there was this part which had a very high level of TENSION. VERY HIGH. so we were watching it very very very intently, as expected. then DENG DENG DENG, the tension part was on and at that very moment, I gasped! .....and farted :D

moving on to more serious lessons learnt in NZ. *you might one to skip this if you're not a fan of gas.


did you know that there were so many ways that I could fart? yes, we actually did review on the position/situtation that I did let it loose(;

While turning.
In your face. (this is usually accidental and very rare)
Tension.
When I'm falling asleep.
In my sleep.
When I'm jolted.
While walking.(the following 2 after this and this one was what I just remembered)
Standing.
Sitting.

OVERALL, it was really a good trip. one so good that I think I'm going to go back there again to do more bungees and skydiving too, fingers crossed for this one eh(;

so who's joining me?

ashC.

The best tag in the world!

Everyone's been doing tags on blogs and facebooks. Everywhere I look, there's tags..!
Well, I decided to do one too. Its the best, most awesome'ness, coolest tag in the whole wide world! The best part is that it was created be me!


1. Full name
Emily Chan XXXX XXX

2. Date of Birth
20.03.1990

3. Sex
Female

4. ID No
900320 - XX - XXXX

5. Full Address
9, Pulau Tioman 39023 Malaysia

6. Passport No
XXXXXX...

7. Bank Name
Commonwealth

8. Account No
XXX - XXX XXXXXXXX

9. Card No
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX

10. Pin No
XXXX

11. Client No.
XXXXXXXX

12. Password to account
XXXXXX....

13. Who I tag
Everyone (even if I don't know you)

Its a must to do it. And btw, questions no. 1 - 12 are to be handed only to me. You guys can't keep those answers to those questions.

And also, I need a picture of yourself just in case.

ID pic, not the one like this..


(Ashley in disguise)

Sigh..

I'm emoing right now. Poor Yong Han, I'm giving him a hard time. Pms - the nemesis of all males.

I drove for the first time after the accident today. Scary; forgot my driving rules.
I even drove without the headlights on at night.

Anyway I drove my sis and myself to the mall.
I told myself not to buy anything and guess what, I shopped in a freaking mall called Bayside!
But that wasn't the problem. Well, here's the thing, Ash brought her $50 and I thought I had a few hundreds in my debit card but when I used it, I discover I had 0 bling bling in it.
Poor Ashley, she used up all her $50 on me and non on herself.

Btw, I owed Ash lots and lots of money. I feel so horrible. I even cheated her money in Monopoly! xD
I never ever want to be like that when I grow up.

P.s I'm too emo to post up any pics.

Em.

Chan's castle.

For those of you who go, "Hmm.. I wonder how Emily's house looks like in Aus?".
Well good news, we got some pics taken inside out by experts.

What? I have good photography skills? Naww, that's so sweet.
But no, I wish I took them too. A real professional photographer took them.
Why? BECAUSE WE CAN!
"Oh Emily, that's so like you, always wasting your money on useless stuff."
ONE WORD : Teehehe..

Our living room

The master bedroom.

The balcony.

My humble bedroom.

Ash's crib.

Dining room.

The kitchen.

Unfortunately, the photographer missed Caleb's room.
Now that you have seen my house, please don't rob us cause the princess ain't going to like it.

The Princess of the house.

Her lame quote :

Emily by day,

Emz by night.

PS.

the cake was homemade(;

munch your hearts out! ashC.

18th of July.

Hundreds of people were born on the 18th of July.
And out of that hundreds, one very special person that we love and adore very much happens to be in our family.
Doremon is going to give the countdown to who that special someone is.

5

4

2 (Doremon can't really count)

1

*******

Our dearest Father.

He had worked very hard to provide us with the spoilt life that we have today.

He came from a poverty-stricken family and ofter deprived of food.

He strove to give us the best life; never letting the experience of his past impoverished life to be ours.

And we are bless to have him as our father.

Daddy,

We are sorry we hurt you sometimes but thank you for having patience with us. Thank you for your teaching and guidance in this journey of ours in this world. We thank God for you. Happy Blessed Birthday, Dad.

My Bestest Friend.

Fo, Lorna and I had been best friends for ages. And who can forget Nisha and Marcus. Sure we all have our differences sometimes, but there's one thing we all have in common, we have a friend in Jesus.

My best friend, sorry, our best friend. Could be yours too.

Has always been there for us. Just like how a friend is.
Has been so real in our lives. How do we know that? Come join us and find out.

When we were down, He pulled us up.

But who are we that God is mindful of us? He never once turn away from us.

Do you know that God is thinking of us all right this very minute?

Jesus loves us..

And them..

And them..

And you.

Love, Emily.

News and Verse.

The cause of Michael Jackson's (may he rest in peace) death.
Drugs - pills - painkillers - Demerol.
How did he become a popping pill addict? What/Who triggered the addiction?
PEPSI! *jang jang jang*

In 1984 (I wasn't even born yet), MJ did a commercial for Pepsi. While he was dancing, something went terribly wrong with the fire props and his head was caught on fire! He was unaware of it and kept dancing until at some point, he must have realized the fire burning his scalp due to the pain. Men came running towards him and slapping his head to put out the fire. He suffered from second and third degree burnt. Poor Mr. MJ (may he rest in peace).

After that, he became addicted to painkillers for 25 years! I guess for some people, MJ's (may he rest in peace) death really hit them hard because now, they have no one to make fun of. *cough Amy Winehouse cough*

Oh, did I mention that I'm popping pills myself too because I'm a big fan of MJ (may he rest in peace) and like to follow his footstep. Joking. I take min 8 pills max 10 pills a day. I'm starting to think its not because I'm tired. I think the cause is an insect. It bit my leg when I was in NZ on the second last day. And the next day, I felt weird. The bit mark is turning purple now. I had sore throat for a week! But I'm getting better now. I feel like I can kick Ashley's spongebob all the way to France!

Anyway, all these news are just assumptions.

(Strawberry with three sets of chromosomes. =3)

And now, I would like to share with you my favourite verse :

'"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."'

Jeremiah 29:11

God had a plan for me even before I was born..

{I am a friend of God.. I am a friend of God.. I am a friend of God,

He calls me friend!}

Josh reintroduced this song in my life. Thank you, Josh.

Em.

Baa.. New Zealand.

Here's what Buddy's beloved Emily (and family) *teehehe* did in New Zealand. (Note : story line may be untrue)

First of all,

Guess what time was our flight. 4.30AM
Left house at 2.30AM!!!
Amount of time Emily slept = 45 MINS!
Oh well, I usually fall asleep in the plane anyway.

Note my tired face in the airport.

Met my cousin in the airport doing this :

Its ok Sheepy. You shall have your revenge one day.

One of Sheepy's list of things to do : Execute predator named Bernard.

WANTED

Anyway, I had a great time with my cousin. He showed us around Auckland city and brought us to a seafood restaurant by the guay side where he's working. (We got discounted =]).

Auckland sky tower.

OH did I mention I like chasing ducks. My favourite past time! I love chasing them behind my house. They're so adorable. One day, I shall have a pet duck. I used to have 2 geese until my evil dogs killed them. *growls at my dogs*

I saw heaven on earth. So many duckies!

My heart couldn't take it. It was amazingly beautiful. Too much for me to absorbed all at once. So,

I fainted.

Anyway, here are a few beautiful sceneries that I dreamed during my recovery process. I drew them all like that guy in Heroes. Amazing isn't it.

Haha. Sometimes I wonder where I get all these wild imaginations. So what if I didn't draw them, I still get credit for nice amateur photography skills right. It IS nice right?!! I took them while the car was moving. Oh, such skills. Lol. Moving on.

We went to the Bay of Islands. 3 thumbs up. That place is so stunning. The beauty of the surrounding landscape is speechless. We stayed in a house. The owner welcome any visitors/ tourists to live in his house. I would say its the best place in NZ, for retirement. Hehe. It's because there aren't any schools/unis around there.

The view from our bathroom/balcony.

My favourite part of the house. =3

Swimming pool. Caution : Don't swim too near the edge. You may be dead if you fall off.

Next, we went back to Auckland then drove to Rotorua I think. Rotorua stinks like rotten eggs. People pay good money just to see this :

And this 2 clowns.

Rainbow + geyser.

I can't remember where else we went. Hmm... I think Wellington but I can't help thinking I'm missing out something. Oh well, take a look at the pictures we took.

The Parliament house in Wellington.

The hotel we stayed in in Wellington.

Ashley wanted to do bungee so badly even before we arrived in NZ. Well, she got her wish.

Looks like fun right. Kids, you may try this at home.

I have shops called "Emilys" opened all over the world. So coming down to NZ, I took this opportunity to visit my shop. =3

Osama and partner in disguise.

My dad loves fishing.

Sorry, he's obsessed with fishing.

Ash's and Caleb's graduation.

I did not have a good sleep at all in NZ. I couldn't sleep at night because of those beastly "distractions" and I was always the first one among my siblings to HAVE to wake up (because I'm the oldest, I have to show them discipline and set a good example to them. HAH.), to eat what so called my biggest enemy, BREAKFAST! I don't mind light breakfast but western heavy breakfast is a no no for me. I couldn't sleep early because of the jet lag (NZ ahead of Aus by 2 hours).

Note my eye bags

Should have brought a concealer. Oh well, plan B - Sunnies and lots of sugar.

Over the years, Ash and I have learn the secrets of sleeping with our eyes open and pose.

Us sleeping in the middle of the road.

Ash sleeping with her teeth showing.

Still sleeping.

Zzzzz..

Anyway, I fell sick after the trip to NZ. I was soo sick. Here are the symptons of swine flu :

1) Headaches - Checked
2) Sorethroat - Checked
3) Fever - Checked
4) Vomitting - Checked
5) Coughing - Checked
6) Flu - Unchecked (Phew)

Went to see a doctor and he said I'm really tired so my immune system is weak. Yeah, my body finally had it. Well, its been 5 days and my throat still hurts and I'm spreading my disease around my house by coughing at everything - *cough* Ash's room *cough*.

Yong Han had been so caring when I was sick. He always make me smile. I feel much better whenever I talk to him. <3

Well, that's all. And remember, storyline may be untrue. Have a great day! xx

Story told by,

Emz