When you get locked up in the locker bays with a bunch of friends.

here are some tips when you're locked in the locker bays with your mates.

1. laugh alot.
2. yell "ORGIE" and start tackling people.
3. walk around the locker bay to find a way out. you can also try packing your bag.
4. when finally realised that there's no way out, start slamming into the door.
5. after a while, when you realised that you're hurting due to slamming into the door repeatedly, slam your friends into the door.
6. threaten to eat the asian in the group when planning for worst-case scenarios.
7. realise that the asian is the most valuable one in the group, so threaten to eat the skinniest in the group instead.
8. When senses finally kicked in, start calling everyone you know to come open the doors. for this, you MIGHT want to get someone reliable.
9. while waiting, you could all get to know each other better OR you could kill each other out of boredom.
10. after waiting for a few minutes after the call, realise that your friend isn't coming and start cursing and calling again.
11. get aggitated and then start yelling.
12. when the door is getting kicked by some bimbos out there, start kicking back and calling names.
13. when asked a question by a bimbo, i.e. are you dead yet?, yell back some cutting remarks to shut them up. *don't need rocket science to do this. bimbos are stupid anyways. anything shuts them up.
14. wait a few more minutes, and a good smaratian will eventually help you out.
15. YOU'RE SAVED!

it's pretty easy(;

if you're not as bold or if you're just plain lazy(like me), that's okay. you could always just amuse yourself watching your friends go crazy. I did that. helped with my claustaphobia too(:

remember kids. locking the locker bays on someone else isn't cool, it's pitiful. and it you are one of those idiots or bimbos that think that you're so damn cool, better check again because I'm pretty sure your vocabulary won't even cover up half, or any, of the words that are being thrown at you all the time and the only thing you know how to do is well, be stupid.

in other words, go screw yourself jack-asses.

ashC the claustaphobic signing off!