Hehe.

I have the funniest friends ever.

Matt, your friend, Derek is H-I-L-L-A-R-I-O-U-S..!

Woot! Done with my exams! May I say that Chinese exam was the most fun I've ever had in any of my exams life. Oral time, hah, I'm trying not to think how badly I went. I kinda prepared what I was going to answer them if they ask me questions and phew they did ask me some questions I was prepared for.

Laoshi (teacher) : Zhoumo ni zai zuo shenme? (What did you do in the weekend?)

Wo (me!) : Zhoumo wo gen wo fumu he mei mei qu Boxhill chi fan. (I went to Boxhill to eat with my parents and sis)

Laoshi : Zhenme qu Boxhill? (How did you get to Boxhill?)

Wo : *blank*

Boy, I wasn't prepare for that! And being someone with a bad sense of direction, all I could say was "Duibuqi, wo bu zhidao." (Sorry, I don't know) Baaad answer, seeing that I've been there. I should have made up some crap like take the no. 4 train! Even taking the plane sounds better.

Back to Derek, I was waiting outside for him during his oral and I could hear him and the teachers laughing inside. He's one hell of a joker.

Derek : "Liang wei laoshi hao ma?" (How are you two teachers today?) *in a funny way and tone*

Laoshi: *laughs* Eh, you trying to suck up to us?

****

Laoshi : Ni de jia li zher yuan bu yuan? (Is your apartment far?)

Derek : *rmbs a passage from the txtbook* Hen yuan. (Very far)

Laoshi : You duo chang yuan ne? (How far?)

Derek : *rmbs a diff passage* Ba bai mi ne. (800m)

Laoshi : Eh, bu yuan la. (Eh, where got far)

Derek : *shit* *pretended to laugh along*

Gotcha. Teacher caught him using a passage from the txt. Actually everyone's answers are all from the text book. Haha.

Derek plans to read Naruto comic before exam tmr and write about Naruto. Hahaha.!

I love funny ppl. =]

I'm going to miss you chinese class peeps. *cries*

Our last supper brunch. =(

Emmy.

Warning #2

like my sister, I have a warning too.

stay out of MY way when I get back.
cause I'm going to be cranky like shit. and I'm not even kidding. UNLESS you're like someone I actually like, which if you're thinking right now, OH, THAT'S ME. no, it's most likely not.

an asshole, I am.
a nice person, I'm not.

ENJOY!

cranky ashC.

Warning.

I have one warning to all Malaysians before I come back.

Please stay off the road. I'm a dangerous driver.


Me and my green P's!

xD That's all.

Beware of me, Em.

Sifaka is coming to get you!

Oh man, I still can't get over one of the lemur's name - Verreaux's sifaka.

HAHAHAHA..! Sifaka. HAHAHAHA...!! I'm going to bully Ashley with this word.

You know there's this German immigrant in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania who had the longest name ever. His first and middle name was in alphabetical order -

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus (They call him Hubert).

I can imagine this conversation taking place.
Receptionist : What's your first name.
Hubert : Adolph
Receptionist : What's your middle name?
Hubert : Eh, do you really want to know?
Receptionist : Eh, no but I have to fill in this form and I need your middle name.
Hubert : Alright, here goes. *inhaled* Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus. Why aren't you writing it down?!
Receptionist : *closes his hanging open mouth* Erm, sorry. Could you repeat that again please.
Hubert : *sighs and says out his name slowly* Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald, Hubert, Irvim, no no not Irvin, I-r-v-i-m, yes yes, John Kenneth Loyd Ma..
Receptionist : Hang on, how do you spell Loyd?
Hubert : L-y-o-d
Receptionist : Thank you and I think we ran out of space. The space only provided enough up till David and I tried squeezing in till Lyod and that's the far I could go. Sorry.
Hubert : That's alright, I get that all the time.


Man, I feel horrible now for making that up. I'm sorry Hubert, I was just joking around. No hard feelings yeah?


There's a hill near Porangahau in New Zealand that is known as ‘Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu’. It translates to ‘The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed, and swallowed mountains, known as the land-eater, played his flute for his loved one.’


Scientists are so lucky. They can give their new discoveries whatever names they want. For example :

The beetle : Brachyta interrogationis nigrohumeralisscutellohumeraconjuncta

Fly Genus : Pieza (pizza) includes 3 species : kake (cake), pi (pie) and rhea (I have no idea what that sounds like but if you do know, please share it with me, I'm curious. =])


Anyway, Sifaka says farewell. =3 Em.

What a Lemur?

I had quite an experience in my bio lab. First I had to cut mice up, then I have to examine cockroaches?! Euww, that 'thing' I hate the most.

I took the biggest cockroach thinking it would be easier to handle. I totally forgot to adjust my microscope when I put my cockroach on the slide (I don't even know why I need to look at that huge 'thing' under the microscope but seeing everyone did it, peer pressure). I saw everyone jumped when they look into their eyepiece and it was funny but when I look into my own eyepiece, gossshh, it freaked me out to the max! Seeing a cockroach is horrible enough, seeing it in detail, the HORROR! And mine was the biggest, so imagine what I've seen. Euww, the slimee..!

I got a headache after that. I know the body parts of cockroaches now. *gags*

Cockroach :
Kingdom : Animalia
Phylum : Anthropoda
Class : Insecta
Human : Stupid stinking piece of s... erm dump.

Now now, don't be quick to judge that my bio lab is horrible. I've also learn about the cutest protist ever! Tardigrada (water bear).




Actually our experiment wasn't a water bear but it was similar to it. Everyone was playing around with them with the pencil lead (because they're so tiny) and pushing them about (ok, maybe it was more like bullying) and didn't want to put them back. Some (me) even wanted to kidnap one and make it a pet. =3

Speaking of pets, I want a lemur and a baby wombat too!

AND speaking of lemurs, oh you just have to watch the video even though you hate uploading videos. You'll either laugh your heart out or do your biggest "Nawww..!"


Ok, maybe not this one. This one is pretty freakey!







Just type in lemur in youtube and you'll get a lot of other hilarious videos. Here's a bunch of crazy looking lemurs.

Aye-aye (Well I know where it got its funny name from)

Black lemur

Indri

Lepilemur

Mouse lemur

Red-fronted brown lemur

Red-ruffed lemur

Verreaux's sifaka (HAHAHA SIFAKA..!)

And my all time favourite..


Madagascar's King Julian, Maurice and Mort (and who can forget the penguins).

Lemurs aren't exactly monkey but wouldn't it be cool to have one so I can go to all your faces and say, ...


"I'm sorry you're not me." =]

Joke of the day :
All creations were created to have a purpose in this world right. Mosquitoes weren't one of them. =]]

Tata, Emmy.

=/?

I am unhappy, exhausted and bored.



Guess where am I right now.
My new home - the library.

Guess what am I doing there.
Playing computer games duh. With a maths book and a pen.



=]3(/ PMS + stress = Psychological disorder.

According to my general knowlegde, in times like these, ...........
Nah, I've got nothing.

Oh, and I've taken hot mocha (can't stand coffee) with a hope to burn me to keep me awake. The consequences, it does keep me awake, the whole day and night! (though its just mocha). And, my body won't stop shaking. My body can't tolerate caffeine. Why, WHY! And caffeine makes me crazy. But it's soo good..!

Meow-mily!

Happy 7 11

Happy 7 11 birthday, Mom! Can we get you a free slurpee?? =3
May God grant you a long blessed life. We love you!!

Em, Ash and Caleb.